We Tried to Solve Your Most Unhinged Scenarios | ADHP S2E11

From Adulthood Pending · 01:34:52

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Short story long... we had an episode recorded.Then we got an email telling us not to post it.So naturally, we handed the backup plan to the 30%ers.This week, Zaga and Nick are working through ridiculous fan-submitted scenarios and answering one important question:What would two adults running on 30% actually do?And apparently the answer is almost always: make the situation significantly worse.What happens if you're trapped inside a Walmart overnight while one exhausted employee is hunting you?What if your HOA accuses you of summoning raccoons?What if a stranger hands you their toddler and drives away?What if mystery packages containing medieval weapons, exotic spices and taxidermy supplies keep showing up at your house?What happens when two adults reach for the last package of Oreos?And what exactly are you supposed to do when a stranger walks up in a parking lot, hands you a burner phone and whispers:“You're safe now.”Before any of that, Zaga also derails the episode with one of the most disturbing mortuary documentaries he's ever watched, Nick absolutely does NOT explain what's happening between him and Juliana, and somehow the episode ends with an extremely questionable plan involving Copper, Salem and a fake proposal.This is not how responsible adults would handle these situations.This is how we would.Running on 30%. Still showing up.Follow ADHP🎙️ Podcast: ADHP: Adulthood Pending📺 YouTube: @ADHPSHOW📲 Instagram: @ADHPSHOW🎮 Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/HeyZaga💬 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/guMbYn3jjp🛒 Merch: https://adulthoodpending-shop.fourthwall.com/Want to be a guest on ADHP?We're looking for Season 2 guests: creators, artists, comedians, streamers, musicians, millennial survivors, Gen Z chaos agents, and anyone with a good story about trying to figure out adulthood without a manual.Apply here:https://forms.gle/nzSbNCTpFwLRBaoXAChapters00:00 Welcome Back: The Studio Is Under Construction00:45 ADHP Studio Is Basically Gone02:21 The Episode We Were Told Not to Post07:01 Nick & Juliana: Group Chat Allegations10:38 The 30%ers Take Over the Episode11:51 The Mortuary Documentary That Broke Zaga31:57 Stranded Island Draft35:57 Trapped in Walmart Overnight48:50 The HOA Witch Hunt56:20 The Accidental Babysitter01:00:07 Build the Perfect Adult Summer Camp01:09:51 Mystery Packages Keep Arriving01:12:08 The Grocery Store Standoff01:15:48 The Accidental Cult Leader01:18:16 Neighborhood Group Chat Chaos01:21:08 The Contractor You Never Hired01:22:07 Parking Lot Witness Protection01:24:18 Surprise Party for the Wrong Person01:25:59 The Salem Proposal Plan01:29:39 The Secret 30%ers Mission01:33:02 Final ThoughtsWhich scenario would YOU handle the worst?And if you know... you know:WHERE YOU BEEN AT, LOCA?#ADHP #HypotheticalScenarios #ComedyPodcast #MillennialHumor #Adulting

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