Let The Bicycle Go: Stitch & Oak vs. The Christmas Spirit
From Stitch & Oak Was Here · 28:05
Show by Mark Houston
Stitch and Oak roll into December broke, cranky, and absolutely determined to force some Christmas cheer into existence. In between plotting a Sega Genesis shrine and roasting each other over failed advent calendars and garbage-bag gift wrapping, they play a brutal word-association game where Stitch has to say his second thought instead of the first. That somehow leads to legendary misheard lyrics, from “Charlene doesn’t like it, up the…” to “let the bicycle go” instead of “let the bodies hit the floor.”They check in on Houston in his hospital bed, argue about whether Die Hard is a real Christmas movie, defend Charlie Puth and Bad Bunny, and break down five weirdly effective ways to get into the holiday spirit, including Charlie Brown jazz, eggnog experiments, and chaotic family baking. It all builds to a fully improvised Hallmark parody called “Christmas in an Uber,” complete with a hot goat-herding driver and a veterinary student who desperately needs a practice goat. Hit play, lower your standards, and if anything in your house suddenly smells like pickles or glitter, just assume Stitch and Oak were here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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