146 - The Lobster Taleggio of Clueless Fashions

From It's Christmastown · 01:24:10

Show by Vigorous Marvin

We're shouting "Hey!" until you stop THE LOVE HEIST (2026), but first a brief message from our Kuato… What if Goldfinger was real but Ghostbusters wasn't? … Petty, not about safety … End credits story songs … Philadelphia Maguire … KRS-One's Assault … The director of Plane … When you put it that way … Mission Accomplished!… PART ONE Danny Masterson, Grover, Peter Gallagher's son, Bruce Campbell or handsome Billy Drago … MVP Josh Hamilton … Felt, Flesh? I'm the Meatman … Why The Love Heist? … Dave's starf*cking … Wedding structures, Easter and hiding the stations of the cross … Yes, I DO shop seasonally … How does Hallmark Heist? … Crime-o-cosm … Heist-ex-machina Hallmark plots … We ALSO went to college, deftly … A real rom-com! … Mystery removed for your safety PART TWO Cast Rundown … Oops! All Y's! … Sit your ass down and listen to the Patreon … The Expositional Challenge … It's a sneaky man! … Accidental Plot Mop-Up … Hey, hey, hey, tackle … Poor mystery but high quality Hallmark content … Delta fashion operator … Pickle King of Indiana … The Kuuuaaato! … A mystery our ass'd write … Shining-ass bar … 2 kiss fakeouts … Errol sabotages his alibi … It has pocketssssss… PART THREE Spot the Angel: Perry, magical gay assistant … Remembering Some Bits … Classic Lines/Whoa…Wife Chat: I don't get it; I just got back from the gym; why are you doing this; remembering some Cubs and Peter Cetera; Blossom's vintage sustainable 1992 prom dress; the lobster tallegio of clothing; Party Down fashion for Ryan Hansen; Vintage; Matilda, 1989; you know how you love facesitting!; … Real fashion in Hallmark … Conjectural fashion, investigation pants … Newsprint jacket; up-cycled insult to John Hughes; pornographic utility; rushed Hallmark approach; d.e.b., zombie Clueless and plaidspertise… PART FOUR Eat Your Heart Out: Implied Sandwich; you get aunts; early evening Italian beef; Subaru Impreza; hobo clown Italian beef face; classic date stuff; Ben Collins' flattened-tidepool Slimer-mu-shu chop suey sandwich; get a hot dog just to get a hot dog; you had me at gelato … Overdetermined: Life goes by fast, Mills; Perry knows you're scared; let the chemistry do more of this for you … Crossover: Implied Devil Wears Pradaverse; not like Collateral … The Hallmark Voight-Kampff Test: Perry, Celine as anxiousness-ex-machina … Who's the Real Villain: Also Celine, aka a critique of God; your strongest galas… PART FIVE RATING: 3.5 … Indifferent heisting, excellent Hallmark … Hope & Crosby outlet mall trip … US 41, a long road we built … Time Zones … Mutual smoochability … First fashion show … The Leftovers: Holly Gent Appreciation Station, Richard Linklater connection … Matilda's latex-face and supermodel past … Love & Hate … Dropping clues without a care … Peter Porte Appreciation Station … Ricky Williams … Your plan is to go to parties? … Ollie K and the sky over Glastonbury … Gaga over swag freebies … Suicide daisies … Merry Christmas! • All other music by Chris Collingwood of Look Park and Fountains of Wayne, except: "Dedicated Follower of Fashion" by the Kinks and performed by an AI chum YouTube and "Orchestral Sports Theme" by Chris Collingwood and Rick Murnane. JOIN OUR PATREON (HERE), for full Christmastown After Dark episodes, bonus episodes with Jeb and Dave, "The Way Home" with Jeb and Maura and many more!

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