Shitpost Mortem
By Amy and Beth
Categories: Comedy, Science, Social Sciences
A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas. We talk about subjects like internet culture, sex, inadvisable inventions, and technology that sucks. Hosted by Amy and Beth
43 episodes indexed on podsearch.
Recent episodes
- Alucard Dik / 1000 Year GIF / Ballussy
We discuss stupid ideas such as: using a 24 hour long looping GIF as a clock The balldo buying a gas station decoy bladder for my drug test Killing people with a safe pumpkin knife Human gruel lottie: https://bsky.app/profile/vaporlight.bsky.social
- Brain Genius / Alcohol Boobs / Echidnas fucking crazy style
We discuss stupid ideas such as: fake boobs you can store alcohol in and drink from restaurant where you have to order using UUID high heels (vape shoes) computer port that looks like a nose (two round ports) copper forehead heatsink (medical) echidnas fucking crazy style brain genius Guest…
- Pizza Bus / Chortle P. Chickens / Jesterous
Pizza bus Chortle P. Chickens Jesterous Anal q-tips car with cupholders built in on top of the roof Googie monster Heat pump stove
- Looney Tunes glory hole / 5 year cum terrarium / pre-shit bed
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Hard taco shell chastity cage penis seismograph (plot of erectness over time) cum papier-mâché making money by traveling back in time with aluminum cans replacing "god" with "claude" in exclamations Cactussy pre-shit bed 5 year cum terrarium Looney Tunes glory hole…
- Yearglass / Freak with a Beak / Ducking Itch
profanity filter that also blocks rhyming words (you can't say "duck" or "itch") house with mesh floor (so the dirt falls through) self-tapping sounding rod yearglass (extremely slow/viscous hourglass) T-shirt with a QR code on it that leads to a virus that bricks smart glasses (from Abi)
- incestry.com / Uma Musubi / Nuclear vape
We discuss stupid ideas such as: uma musubi incestry.com Rare illness gacha game Nuclear vape billboard garment (fully showing when t-posing) Guest: Sabrina! Sabrina's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/likethecarpenter
- Fag Newtons / Weird Al Hell / Portalpotty
We discuss stupid ideas such as: fractal genitals that fit into each other (kind of like ducks) DLSS 5 AR glasses fag newtons weird al pop quiz Portal potty Shitpost Mortem is a comedy podcast that covers topics like inadvisable inventions, weird internet posts, and whatever dumbass bullshit comes…
- Steve Hitler / Childless MILFs / Dogwomen
We discuss stupid ideas such as: choosing a spelling based on minimal travel distance between QWERTY keys (e.g. disc instead of disk) rubix cube as computer input device selling dehydrated sweat Podcast mention markets SEO podcast name steve hitler childless milfs Ruby's EP!…
- Dildo Iron Maiden / Tgirl Jeopardy / Xenomorph Dick
nach-o's (cheesy cereal) Dildo iron maiden wallet moths Hammer camera maxi golf dick where a smaller dick comes out (xenomorph style) Chicken kaiju Ella on bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/garaktailor.com
- Furry Inflation Crank / Dildo Urinal / Horses Flipping You Off
Featuring Pastry! We discuss stupid ideas such as: furry inflation crank Idea: maliciously modifying a popular Python package to download episodes of shitpost mortem wooden PCB horses are flipping you off turning off the petcock text that keeps shrinking as you try to zoom in on it Dildo Urinal
- Great British Jerk-Off / Cowboard / Sucking Poop out the Mouse
We discuss stupid ideas such as: potluck biodiesel bus Single-use headlight using PLA filament as a fuse cowboard (keyboard for cows) sucking poop out the mouse Great British Jerk-Off binmode STDOUT, ":utf8"; # Eggbug # cowfile by @amypercent $the_cow = $thoughts \\ \\ __ __ / \\ | \\ | / \\…
- Oops! All Weezer / Mandatory Toilet Login / Clit Morse Code
Guest: Lexi Darling! We discuss stupid ideas such as: Toilet you have to log in to use flaccid chopsticks (from wyrdash) chopsticks with current between them so they cook your food (from wyrdash) dating site that matches based on same mental illness clit morse code game like Satisfactory but with…
- Prog Rammer / Q-tip Ear Fucking Machine / Blood Keyboard
In this extra-long episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as rubber chicken fleshlight game concept: roguelike that hypnotizes you in a randomized manner prog rammer Ich opdink æn Gjermanisk tonge naming your son "Richard Fagg" qtip ear fucking machine (from Alice) programming language that…
- Anal Smoke Doctor / Jordan Peterson Batman Villain / Rubber Ducky You Can Fucky
We discuss stupid ideas such as: LED easy bake oven programming language where you can only say what a variable ISN'T equal to (from lily) rubber ducky you can fucky smoking a joint with your ass daedric baby names
- Cum Pewter / Simpsons Porn / Simlish Disease
We discuss stupid ideas such as: cooking on someone with a high fever Ulysses video game cum pewter Mr. Burns Rule 34 Head phones (one by each ear) Simlish Bangers Links! https://reccanti.art/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjrh-vbgmYE&pp=ygUZbGFzdCBmcmlkYXkgbmlnaHQgc2ltbGlzaA%3D%3D
- Clown Nipples / Smoking Dandelions / Inflatable Iceberg
We discuss stupid ideas such as: THC ovaltine replacing your nipples with those clown flowers that squirt water Smoking dandelions video game that inflicts a status effect that you can only get rid of by paying real money Polar bear floaties Ash on bluesky…
- Region-Locked Pussy / Amiibo Surgery / Self-Deprecating Code
We discuss stupid ideas such as: region-locked pussy Implant that unlocks a chastity cage self-deprecating code Becoming an amiibo pronouncing every "ll" i see like it's welsh Check out these cool websites: https://www.powercat.org/ https://kleinletters.com/ https://blambot.com/
- Penis Shock Collar / Onion Toothpaste / X-ray Tape
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Penis shock collar Onion toothpaste literal creepy pasta trying to design an object that can be used in a maximum number of stupid slapstick gags using a bunch of adhesive tape instead of an x-ray machine Check out our guests on Bluesky!…
- Squirting Bed / Baseball Chastity / Ding Dong Dang
We discuss stupid ideas such as: TI: programming language with oxford commas watch/gag new idea for a unit: the toe, equal to 2.4 inches (so there are 5 toes to a foot) bed that can moan "Doorbell" where you just touch two wires together
- Tiny James Bond / Cockpot / Snake Clits
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Archipelago podcast app integration strapping james bond into my xtool Cockpot Ground-source heat pump coffee maker snake-style rock climbing (no limb use allowed) Links! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E…
- Reodorant / Cum Glue / Time Worm
We discuss stupid ideas such as: groomba (tiny robot vac that grooms ur dog) Reodorant Open source program that randomizes the UI layout every time you open it Time travel to one day prior but it has to pass through the digestive system of a specific guy bot that alternates between posting "it's…
- Strap to Pay / Meat Batteries / 5.1 Audio Genders
We discuss stupid ideas such as: penis chip that lets you do tap to pay (alternately: strap to pay) Service that delivers toilet paper directly to your bathroom meat batteries panning audio based on the speaker's gender (women go on the left) that's uby Links! rubymayvalentine.net…
- Speeding Cars Exploder / Girl Diet / Centipede Centipede
We discuss stupid ideas such as: adventure game where like 1/3 of the run time is the main character figuring out how to crossdress by combining objects in their inventory Centipede Centipede Dyson Airblade for the whole body girl diet (only pink food) Car that explodes if you go over the speed…
- Spongebob Toxic Yaoi / Spusband / Forever Weed
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Idea: putting a prop 65 warning on our podcast rpg with an Unemployment attribute/stat spusband (like how husband came from "house-bond") Parking machine gambling Bed that's a square (so you can't put the fitted sheet on wrong) forever weed (thc crispr) may my…
- Foot Fetish Baristas / Mental Illness Fighting Game / Smoothie Straw
In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as: Fighting game where every character has a different mental illness Foot fetish coffee place gacha captcha (pull an S rank waifu to continue) "muling" to mean half-assing idea: larping but to cast spells you have to do improv bits stair lift for…
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