Found In The Wild
By pattiinthewild
Categories: Society & Culture
Welcome to Found in the Wild. Every week, Patti shares the stories, observations, and conversations he stumbles upon while navigating life one adventure at a time. From travel mishaps and career lessons to relationship insights, pop culture rabbit holes, and unforgettable characters. Think curiosity, laughter, honest conversations, and the occasional life crisis - all found in the wild. Because the best stories rarely happen according to plan.
25 episodes indexed on PodSearch.
Recent episodes
- Cops, Calendars & Christmas Chaos
Back in the burbs and apparently under neighbourhood surveillance.This week, I’m talking about arriving at my parents’ house at 1 a.m., almost having the cops called on me by the world’s most attentive neighbour, and somehow becoming the unofficial house manager while everyone is away.Then we need…
- Lash Glue & Legacy Designers
Halloween is over, the lash glue is still attached to my eyelid, and apparently the entire world has decided it’s Christmas already.This week, I’m recapping my Cruella de Vil transformation, the Sephora journey that nearly broke me, and why liquid eyeliner and strip lashes should require formal…
- Democracy, Divorce, & Dark Roast
Election day is over, the ballots have been cast, and apparently everyone else has decided to start making major life decisions.This week, I’m talking civic duty, why voting actually matters, and the very random text I received making sure I had completed mine. Then we’re heading straight back…
- Manhattan Made Me Do It
New York did not see us coming.This week, I’m recapping a completely unhinged 48 hours in the city — from navigating the subway like a local, surviving Canal Street, shopping through SoHo, drinking through Spring Lounge, and somehow ending up at McSorley’s for approximately six hours.There’s also…
- Twenty Episodes, Zero Lessons
Twenty episodes later and somehow we’re still here.This week, I’m officially on sabbatical, completely fucked off from my old job, and getting ready to take Found in the Wild to New York City before starting my next corporate chapter.We’re talking Thanksgiving slander, my rapidly approaching…
- The Rosé Was Interrupted
This week in the wild, we’re doing fashion, fitness delusion and a full-blown family medical emergency.I’m catching up on New York Fashion Week, talking colour maxing, statement coats, Pedro Pascal, and getting the looks together for my upcoming trip to New York. Then, naturally, I spiral into…
- Get Your Bag & Mind Your Business
Big news in the wild: the bag has officially been secured.This week, I’m celebrating a new chapter in my career, reflecting on the very unhealthy habit of comparing yourself to everyone climbing the corporate ladder faster than you, and reminding myself that sometimes the timeline actually does…
- Judging From Bed
Recording from bed and running on fumes, but the opinions are still fully operational.This week: RHONY, Salt Lake City, Next Gen, Polish Fest, soup season, the Jonas Brothers’ unexpected glow-up, and my ongoing issue with people who cannot find the beat on Dancing with the Stars.Basically: Bravo…
- Not Paying BiWeekly To Catch a D***
I’m late, slightly unwell spiritually, and apparently everyone has decided to completely lose the plot this week.After briefly returning to the dating-app wilderness, I’m reporting back on Grindr, unsolicited dick pics, why I will not be paying a biweekly subscription fee to catch one, and what…
- The Annual Fall Personality Shift
Labour Day is over, summer is basically dead, and apparently everyone has decided it’s time to become a completely different person for fall.This week, I’m back from suburbia with thoughts on Rib Fest, cottage culture, why nobody should ever be forced to watch someone wake surf, and the very…
- Fall Is Back, Unfortunately So Is Burning Man
It’s September 1st, which means fall is officially allowed to begin but first, we need to discuss what the hell is happening in the desert.This week, I’m trying to understand Burning Man: the dust, the six-hour lineups, the assless chaps, the barter economy, Bethenny Frankel arriving like it’s a…
- Put The Wool Coat Away
We’re officially entering that deeply confusing time of year where Toronto is still sweating through a heat wave, but someone has already pulled out an Aritzia wool coat and Starbucks is serving pumpkin spice.This week, I’m questioning why everyone is sprinting into fall, mourning the finance bro…
- The Suburban Princess Diaries II
This week on Found in the Wild, I’m officially reaching my suburban breaking point. After a week and a half of country-house living, I’m dealing with overly friendly neighbours, singing AirTags, fake outdoor plants, electric scooters and the realization that Burlington may simply not be for me…
- The Suburban Princess Diaries
Found in Wild is back in Burlington playing suburban house manager, battling garden hoses, questionable TikTok trends, career-crisis LinkedIn posts, and the increasingly aggressive realities of being 35.This week, we’re talking about those unhinged “you’re not stuck because you’re untalented” ads…
- Hot Europeans & Other Personal Attacks
Europe has come and gone, my liver is still recovering, and somehow I’m already romanticizing the whole trip.This week I’m giving you the full recap—from sweating my way through Spain, drinking Aperol Spritzes the size of my head, celebrating one of the most beautiful weddings I’ve ever been to…
- Viva La Spain: Anxiety, Trains & a European Survival Story
From panic at passport control to navigating Barcelona’s train system with pure delusion and determination, this week I’m taking you along for my very first days in Spain. Between airport chaos, getting gloriously lost, hunting down taxis, rooftop rosé, wedding welcome drinks, and an absolutely…
- Found in Europe (Almost)
Patrick is one suitcase away from Barcelona—but not before spiraling over linen pants, packing regrets, and whether Ryanair will actually get him there. This week, he’s sounding off on Amanda Batula and Wes, the latest Beckham family drama, Jussie Smollett’s unexpected new romance, and the…
- IT’S 37 DEGREES OUT AND IM SWEATING AT THE SEAM.
This week, I’m counting down to Europe - but first, I have to survive Toronto’s brutal heat wave, an urgent passport renewal, and the outrageous cost of passport photos.Plus, we’re diving into coffee orders as personality tests, performative runners, my first trip to Cabana, weekend adventures…
- Life of a showgirl’s nuptials, road trip entertainment and suburban greetings
This week on Found in the Wild, we’re covering everything from Taylor Swift wedding daydreams to a weekend road trip to Collingwood, plus all the random things I saw this week that made me stop and think… why are we like this?I’m also giving you a little behind-the-scenes look at building the…
- Life, Laces & Luxury Delusion
This week, Patti is coming to you straight from the suburbs (birds, sprinklers, coffee, and all) to recap a jam-packed Pride weekend before diving into one of your submitted topics: what it’s really like navigating your 30s. From figuring life out to embracing the chaos, Patti shares why this…
- Metrolinx Mosh Pit, taking Europe and PRIDE
SORRY WE HAD TO MAKE SOME EDITS BUT WE’RE BACK! This week on Found in the Wild, we’re covering everything from vacation envy and summer energy to the absolute chaos unfolding closer to home. We dive into the Metrolinx moshing moment that had everyone asking, “What exactly is happening on public…
- WE’RE NOT DONE.
Weekend recap? Check. FIFA, Olivia Chow dancing at Sunnyside, an MGK matinee, Summer House updates, and the internet’s latest obsession: Keke Palmer and Sean Evans. Plus, Patti debuts Spotted in the Wild, a new segment for the weird, the wonderful, and the moments so unexpected they deserve their…
- Walking formula, Dogs in strollers, & the Tony Awards
This week on Found in the Wild, we’re tackling life’s most pressing questions: Is there actually a formula for the perfect walk? When did dogs become passengers instead of pedestrians? And why are the Tony Awards delivering more drama, fashion, and emotional damage than most reality TV…
- Bravo playoffs, SH reunion takes, & finding Patti
It’s reunion season—aka the Bravo playoffs. This week, Patti breaks down what reunion season means, shares thoughts on the Summer House reunion fashion, and takes a deeper dive into who Patti in the Wild really is, exploring the experiences, lessons, and moments that helped shape the person behind…
- I’m such a tease.
A microphone, a little courage, and absolutely no idea what I’m doing.Welcome to Found in the Wild—a podcast about the people, places, stories, and lessons we stumble across while navigating life. In this short teaser, I’m sharing what inspired the show and what you can expect in the episodes…
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