Week 8: Four Sixty-Two
From Burn Mode: Dreamers of Dreams · 11:12
Show by Hunchline Football
League edition — The Dreamers of Dreams: Redux, Week 8 (format v5.1, Tuesday finals). One league, one voice, one song. League data from the league's own ESPN feed (with the Week 8 box scores and the week's 27 moves); NFL callbacks from nflverse Week 8 finals. Team names only. Week 8 finals LeBron James 109 — Sherman's Batch 77 (the first loss; Sherman's Batch's season low) Commissioner Gordon 150 — Pookie Bears 143 (closest game; the two highest scores of the week; both season highs) Heard City 140 — lets go joe flacco 75 (blowout of the week, by 65; Burrow 462 yards, 5 TD) Ty Law School 124 — The Ambiance and The Decor 98 (33 points left on The Ambiance's bench, Emmett Johnson 26) The Hoff Sauce 123 — Another Revision 113 (Jaguars D/ST 21 — the defense The Ambiance cut Thursday) Barkley in the UK 77 — O-Bijan Kenobi 65 (lowest score of the week; Bo Nix benched for Bryce Young again) Hurts Don't It 112 — Ghost of JP 101 (Ghost of JP's sixth straight loss) Season so far — Sherman's Batch 7-1 on 58.5-45.5 all-play (+2.5 wins of luck); Heard City 3-5 on 64-40 all-play, 3rd in points (943), the unluckiest team (−1.9); LeBron James most points (976); Barkley in the UK fewest (703) on 27-77 all-play, still 4-4; lets go joe flacco first past 1,000 points against (1,009); Another Revision the most consistent (94–120); Ghost of JP six straight losses; zero trades. Moves, graded — The Hoff Sauce: Jaguars D/ST claimed Saturday, 21 (IND 7 at JAX 42). The Ambiance and The Decor: claimed the same Jaguars D/ST Wednesday 3:46 AM, cut it Thursday 1:03 PM for the Bengals D/ST (2); claimed Emmett Johnson (5-128-1, 26) and benched him. Sherman's Batch: cut Geno Smith for Brenton Strange; Geno 290 and 2 TD for Another Revision, who started him over Mahomes (321, 3 TD, 25 on the bench). Another Revision: 5 moves, including cutting Jordan Addison Wednesday and re-adding him Sunday. Hurts Don't It: Malik Washington added Sunday 10:40 AM, 5-40-1, 15. Ghost of JP: Tyler Bass claimed for Eddy Pineiro, 16. Barkley in the UK: started Mike Evans on San Francisco's bye. Standings — Sherman's Batch 7-1; LeBron James, Hurts Don't It, Ty Law School 6-2; The Hoff Sauce 5-3; The Ambiance and The Decor, Another Revision, Barkley in the UK 4-4; Heard City, Pookie Bears, Commissioner Gordon 3-5; O-Bijan Kenobi, Ghost of JP 2-6; lets go joe flacco 1-7. Awards — High: Commissioner Gordon 150. Low: O-Bijan Kenobi 65. Blowout: Heard City by 65. Closest: Commissioner Gordon by 7. Unluckiest loser: Pookie Bears (143). Move of the week: The Hoff Sauce (Jaguars D/ST). Worst move: The Ambiance and The Decor (same defense). Ass clown: O-Bijan Kenobi. Week 9 — Pookie Bears v Ghost of JP; Hurts Don't It v Sherman's Batch; Commissioner Gordon v The Ambiance and The Decor; LeBron James v Barkley in the UK; Ty Law School v Another Revision; O-Bijan Kenobi v lets go joe flacco; The Hoff Sauce v Heard City. This week's song — Four Sixty-Two (Southern hip-hop / trap) Team names only; the league consented. Hunchline: Football is AI-generated and for informational and entertainment purposes only. Nothing here constitutes betting, financial or legal advice.
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